"I am sorry I ate a bite of my banana cake. I was famished and felt dizzy, it was delicious. I was afraid the lack of glucose would affect my concentration in class. I promise I will have a full breakfast before school."
Why is it always the sarcastic QL king who has to write an apology letter to teacher? Hey PM, maybe I'd have more children if there's a solution to this and no more SLS. (Just kidding, there's nothing I would like less than more children but please lift the working mothers' tax relief!)
